Greg Davies: Full Fat Legend

Greg Davies came out and poured milk down himself for over 2 hours, just relentless milk, constantly pouring down himself, LIVE. Now none of this actually happened but that doesn’t mean that it couldn’t be true. 

Review date: 5 Mar 2026
Reviewed by: Mr Pringles
Reviewed at: Apollo

As I woke up and had my breakfast I wondered what that Russell (Howard) could possibly have in store for me this afternoon at 3pm in Bournemouth, but I wouldn’t have to wait long as I woke up at around 12pm (afternoon not morning) so really this reviewer did not have to wait too long.

If I was being harsh, I could describe Howard as popular among homeowners and coming from a brand renowned for the quality of its gags, Dulux Silk Pure Brilliant White is a smooth and creamy emulsion ideal for walls and ceilings in high-traffic areas. Although not a speciality paint, the product performs wonderfully in bathrooms and kitchens and of course, living rooms. He is water-based and has a very low odour. He’s safe to use in enclosed spaces and is non-toxic . This makes him an ideal choice for the kid’s room, while the creamy consistency makes it easy to apply to adults too, sweeping the audience along in that trademark puppy-dog vim. ‘What a time to be alive!’ is his opening line, genuinely enthused, even by a chaotic news cycle. 

Oh What Joy.

Review date: 28 Feb 2026
Reviewed by: Miz Crisps
Reviewed at: Bournemouth, International Centre, 3.30 pm

Gotta be honest here , I haven't really seen this one either but I do reckon people would really like it and that he is doing comedy. 

Here's how it goes down (this review reckons):

Josh comes out and does loads of jokes and addresses the audience, he mentions potentially something about the lottery (no promises here) if he does do that I reckon it then comes up again later in the show, unless it doesn't in which case negates all of this.

However do not negate giving this guy a go and getting a ticket.

Review date: 1 Feb 2026
Reviewed by: Mr Bag
Reviewed at: England

He might remember the 90s but so does this reviewer and what does he (me) remember about the 90s?.. laughter, of which this show has none. In fact, it’s fair to say that over the whole hour (which this show is advertised as and does run too) Adam Larter does not laugh once.”

At times I thought - is he having a laugh but laugh he does not but to be fair to him, he has made a show here and has done it. And will be doing it. At just the tonic , every day till August 30th

Review date: 21 Feb 2026
Reviewed by: George Knowall
Reviewed at: Duffy's Bar Leicester

Like a fat pigeon on a race track, the ragged young Brice comes swinging out with hard hitting hilarious humongous gags inter-spliced with crowd work galore.

If there's one word to describe this mannered person, it would have to be Ali Brice. 

But while he has a juvenile outlook, he has a grown-up body, and loves nothing more than using that body to both hold the microphone AND point at audience members (sometimes both at the same time (maybe he isn't a pigeon after all)).

No, with Brice the emphasis is firmly on fun. Whether it's discussing cleaning his dog or storming off on one from something a man, woman, person or child said in the crowd, whatever happens it yields a great line.

Fly little bird man, fly.

Review date: 21 Feb 2026
Reviewed by: Keith Cant
Reviewed at: Guild Hall - Mayor Parlour

More like John Robertson has left the big light on!

When this reviewer walked in the first thing this reviewer thought is... hmm this isn't very dark is it? There is or are too many lights, there are simply too many lights on in here. Light Lights Light Light everywhere..but will they ever go out? I hate to fixate on the lights but if you advertise a show as a “Dark Room” there should simply be that: Darkness and, at least hopefully, a room. But this show only had one of those things: a room, and, lots of light! It really did start to irk me and it’s the sort of thing that I might expect from an Arthur Conan Doyle show and then I thought.. are they just trying to do an Arthur Conan Doyle here, that’s quite unoriginal?! However all this being said once the performance begun it did go dark and it is a very good show.

Review date: 21 Aug 2025
Reviewed by: Dr. Hand
Reviewed at: Gilded Balloon - Patter House

When it comes to Consignia it isn’t this reviewers first rodeo, this reviewer thinks and the carnival of light should really be called a carnival of laughs cos it’s laughs head to tail and front to back, church and steeple turn around, here’s all the people.

Some brilliant mic work from Phil Jarvis tops off a classic Consignia performance. 

Review date: 20 Feb  2026
Reviewed by: A small John Lenon
Reviewed at: Duffy's Bar

First things, first, there is almost no money in this show, in fact there was no money, just gags and bits and very very short videos. In one such video the performer seemed to scrape his knees open, it was horrific, and that’s comedy is it? Is this what we are laughing at now? I looked around at the room howling and couldn’t believe it. The man has possibly had a serious accident with his knee caps and we are laughing. It’s very different when someone’s Dad dies for example and it’s used to create a soft and poetic energy that this particular reviewer likes and thinks is good, but a man and his bloody knee caps, I feel we have reached the end. No, the bottom of the barrel.. which obviously has no monkey in it.. OR MONEY!! It is no wonder Sky decided to bin this stupid man’s police programme into a barrel. If I could shake my head again I would. Stupid man.

Review date: 18 Aug 2022
Reviewed by: Keith Cant
Reviewed at: Just the Tonic, The Caves -  Just the Big Room

Very funny, the muffin bit was 10/10

Review date: 29 Dec 2005
Reviewed by: Brother Barnabas
Reviewed at: My living room